Joe of Nazareth
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Loading ...And so it came to pass, that our Lord Jesus Christ was crucified. And as He was nailed upon the cross, He looked down upon the masses, and Lo! There was his best friend, Joe.
“Joe, come up here, I need to speak to you,” sayeth the Lord.
“I’m coming, Jesus! Anything for the Messiah!” sayeth Joe, who then proceedeth up the hill towards the cross.
But alas, a Roman guard stoppeth Joe with a mighty blow from his sword. Joe’s left arm was cutteth offeth.
“Joe, I need to see you now!” sayeth the Lord.
“Yes, Jesus, I’m coming!” sayeth Joe, who now bleedeth profusely.
But alas, alak, another guard stoppeth Joe by cutting off his right arm.
“Joe, now is a good time! Get yer butt up here, Joe!” sayeth the Lord.
The now armless and bloody Joe respondeth thusly, “Yes, Jesus, anything for you!”
As he struggleth up thine hill, a guard smote him mightily upon his left leg, therefore causing it to layeth upon the ground, separate from Joe’s body.
“C’mon, Joe, stop screwin’ around, get up here!” sayeth the Lord.
“Yes, Jesus, Yes!” sayeth Joe, now hopping up the hill upon his only leg.
And Lo! a guard cutteth off that leg, too.
“Dude, get up here. Hurry up, man!” sayeth the Lord.
“Yes, Jesus, I’m doing my best. Anything for my Lord,” cried Joe, now merely a head and torso upon thy ground.
Joe wiggled his way up to the Lord, and when he arriveth, sayeth, “I’m here for you, Lord, I am your most devoted servant. Tell me, Jesus, what wouldst thou have me do?”
“Oh, nothin’,” sayeth the Lord, “It’s just that I can see my house from here.”
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