OVERWORKED

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I’m tired.

Yes, I’m tired. For a couple years I’ve been blaming iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies making you wonder if life is really worth living.

But now I found out, it ain’t that. I’m tired because I’m overworked.

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.

That leaves 133 million to do the work.

There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work.

Of these 29 million are employed by the government. This leaves 19 million to do the work.

Four million are in the armed forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.

Take from that the total of 14,800,000 people who work for state and city government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.

There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 11,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.

You and me.

And YOU’RE sitting there reading jokes @ Comedy.com.

Damn!!

No wonder I’m tired!!

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