I’m Thor!
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Loading ...The great Norse god, Thor, decided he would visit earth and amuse himself with an earth woman (a common practice among the pagan gods). He found one who was almost as large as he himself was, and who looked at him with a smile on her lips and fire in her eyes. It didn’t take long to come to an understanding and Thor went to work with all the enthusiasm and capacity of a Norse god.
The night wore away in repeated bouts of passion and finally, as dawn was breaking, the god felt it would be only right to acquaint the woman with the great good fortune that had come her way. Standing up, he stroked his great red beard and announced, “Know, O woman, that I am Thor!”
Whereupon the woman looked up at him wearily and said, “You’re Thor! Why, thuffering thathafrath, I’m tho thore I can’t even thit up.”
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