Signs that a person is from West Virginia
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Loading ...Your front porch collapses and you kill more than six dogs.
Your family tree doesn’t fork.
You barbecue spam on the grill.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You’ve used a weed-eater indoors.
You had a toothpick in your mouth when your wedding pictures were taken.
You think a volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.
The primary color of your car is “bondo”.
You think the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
And the number 1 clue is…..
Your father encourages you to quit school because “Larry has an opening on the lube rack”.
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