The Perfect Penis

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One day, little Timmy was playing in his house and wandered into his parents’ room, where he accidentally saw his father naked. Out of curiosity, he pointed at his father’s penis and asked, “What’s that, Daddy?”

“It’s a penis,” his father replied proudly. “In fact, it’s the perfect penis.”

So the next day Little Timmy was walking with Little Jennifer and said, “Wanna see something?” So he took her behind the bushes and dropped his pants.

“Wow!” Little Jennifer exclaimed, very impressed. “What’s that?”

“It’s a penis,” Little Timmy replied. “In fact, if it were a couple of inches shorter, it’d be the perfect penis.”

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