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Loading ...A business man got on a plane. When he went to sit down he noticed a parrot strapped to a seat. He then sat next to the parrot.
Later when the plane took off, a flight attendant came over and asked the man what he wanted. He said, “Bring me a cup of coffee.” The parrot said, “Bitch, bring me peanuts!”
When she returned she just brought the nuts. The businessman said, “Where is my coffee?”
“I’m sorry, I’ll be right back.”
The parrot said, “Bring more nuts, whore.”
She came back with the nuts, so the man thought he would take the parrot’s approach to get coffee.
“Look, I asked you for coffee twice and I haven’t gotten any yet. Now bring me coffee or I’ll slap you one.”
The attendant came back with two other attendants, grabbed the parrot and the man, opened the hatch and threw them off the plane.
On the way down the parrot said, “For someone who can’t fly, you sure are a smart bastard.”
Tags: cup of coffee, business man, flight attendant, peanuts, businessman
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