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Loading ...Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men’s restroom?
A: Say, “Nice dick.”
Q: How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don’t work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don’t get some support soon, people are going to think we’re nuts.
Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Mom’s have Mother’s Day, Father’s have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday
Q: Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
A: The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine
Q. Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray?
A. Its for dickheads.
Q. Why did God make only one Yogi Bear?
A. Because when he tried to make a second one he made a boo-boo.
Q. What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A. An udder failure.
Q. How do you get fifty old ladies to say the word “Fuck” all at the same time?
A. Have another one yell “Bingo!”
Q. How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?
A. Three - one to eat the possum and two to watch for cars.
Q. What’s white and 10 inches long?
A. Nothing.
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