Drunk and confused
Man goes to a party and gets so totally drunk that he passes out.
He wakes up the next day and discovers two lines around his penis. There was a red one, and a brown.
He goes to the doctor and the doc takes samples of both lines.
Later on the doc comes back to him and says, “There’s good news and bad news. The good news is the red was lipstick. But the brown is the bad news.”
The guy asks, “Why, what was it?”
“It was chewing tobacco!!!”
Tags: chewing tobacco, lipstick, bad news, penis
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