String in the bar

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A piece of string goes into a bar and asks the bartender for a bacardi coke.

The bartender replies we dont serve strings in this bar and throws the string out.

So the piece of string puts on a dark pair of glasses and goes back in the bar and orders a tap beer.

And the bartender says i told you before we dont serve strings in this bar and took the string out back and roughed up the string and ties him in a knot.

So the string goes back in the bar and orders a Long Island Ice Tea and the bartender says arent you the same string i just threw out. And the string replies ” No i’m a frayed knot.”

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