Yo Mamma

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Yo mamma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mamma so small she hanglides on a dorito.

Yo mamma’s like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn.

Yo mamma’s like a bowling ball, she’s picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo mamma’s like a vacuum, she sucks, she blows, and a two-year old could turn her on.

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