Biggest, baddest man
A beautiful blond woman walked into a bar and said to all the men, “I want to have sex with the biggest, baddest man in here “.
So a man walked up and said, “I’m the biggest, baddest man in here “. And he pulled out a gun and shot himself in the hand.
The woman said, “You must be the biggest, baddest man in here, come with me ”
Just then another man jumped up and said, “I’m the biggest, baddest man in here “. And he pulled out a gun and shot himself in the foot.
The woman said, “You ARE the biggest, baddest man in here, you come with me “.
But then a third man jumped up and said, “Wait a second, I’m the biggest, baddest man in here”. And he pulled out his dick. The woman yelled out
“You’re not going to shoot it are you?”
And the man said “NO, but if you stroke it a few times it will shoot itself…… “
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