Amazing….Apples!
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Loading ...Old man John is driving down the road and comes to an apples stand. The sign says: APPLES $5/each. The old man goes up to the stand attendant and says “Why are your apples so expensive?”
And the guys says, “These are peanut-butter and jelly apples.”
John is stunned and asks to try one. He bites in; sure enough: peanut butter. But no jelly. The guy tells him to turn it over. Sure enough: Grape jam.
John continues on down the road, and sees APPLES: $15/each! He goes up to the guy at the stand.
J: Why are your apples so pricey?
guy: These here apples are ham and cheese.
J: Bullshit!
He takes a bite, and sure enough: ham, but no cheese. The guy tells him to turn it over; and he tastes cheddar cheese!
Now John is driving down the road and sees: APPLES $50!
J: Why are your apples so expensive?
guy: These here apples taste like pussy….
J: Bullshit!
John bites in a spits it out, “This taste like shit!”
guy: Turn it over.
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