The Professor

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During finals in college an English Professor told his students that their final was a two hundred page essay.

“Any one who does not turn one in on time will fail. I will accept no excuses for late work unless there has been a death in the family.”

Well one student in the back raised his hand and asked, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”

Of course everyone laughed and when the class had quieted down the professor fixed the student with a steely gaze and said, “I guess you will have to learn to write with your other hand.”

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