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Loading ...Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Grant Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists it, breaking the dogs neck.
A reporter from the Chicago Times was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young BlackHawks Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
“But I’m not a BlackHawks fan,” the little hero replied.
“Sorry, since we are in Chicago, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and starts again. “Little Wolves Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack,” he continued writing in his notebook.
“I’m not a Wolves fan either,” the boy said.
“I assumed everyone in Chicago was either for the BlackHawks or Wolves. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked.
“I’m a Flyers fan,” the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard from Philadelphia Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
Tags: beloved family pet, little hero, little bastard, chicago times, vicious animal
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