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A man sitting at the window one evening casually calls to his wife, “There’s that woman that our next door neighbor is fooling around with!”

His wife dropped the plate she was drying, ran into the living room, knocked over a vase and broke it on her way to the window. “WHERE? WHERE? she demanded.

“Right over there on the corner. The lady in the blue dress.”

“YOU IDIOT! THAT’S HIS WIFE!!!”

“Yes, I know,” the husband said, with a satisfied grin.

Last week, God, Jesus, the Pope, Billy Graham, Moses and his Messenger, Gabriel, had a very important meeting. They were troubled by the President of the United States” inappropriate behavior. They decided that the only viable course of action left was to create an 11th Commandment to get their message across to him.

The problem they faced was how to word this new commandment so that it equaled the other commandments in style and holy inspiration. After great meditation and discussion, they concluded that Number 11 should read: “Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff.”