Bored Superman
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Loading ...One day Superman was bored, so he called Aqua man and asked if he wanted to go out on the town.
Aqua man said he could not go out because there was trouble in Atlantis.
So, then Superman called Spider Man.
He also said he could not go out because his web machine was broken.
Angered that nobody wanted to go out Superman took off flying through the air as fast as he could. In a matter of no time he was flying over an Hawaiian Island and saw Wonder Woman spread eagled naked on the beach.
Superman got a big smile on his face and decided to fly in for a quickie.
He figured he would do it so fast she would not even know who screwed her.
So he flew into her faster than a speeding bullet and bam, bam bam and he was done.
Wonder woman startled said, “Oh my god, what was that?”
The Invisible Man replied, “I don’t know, but my ass sure hurts!”
Tags: faster than a speeding bullet, aqua man, naked on the beach, web machine, hawaiian island
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