Problems on the Beach
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Loading ...A husband and wife couple drive out one weekend to a nudist beach on the coast and are sunbathing happily away when a bee flies into the business end of the wife. Not knowing what to do, the husband picks up his wife and drives her immediately to the local surgery.
After a careful examination by the doctor, he informs the husband of the prognosis: “The bee, unfortunately, is lodged too deeply to be extracted using forceps. I recommend you try and entice him out by smearing honey on your penis and gently entering your wife.”
For his wife’s sake, the husband agrees, but because of all the pressure can’t get it up. The doctor notices this and offers his assistance, “I see you’re having problems sir, mind if I have try at the operation?”
The husband agrees, and the doctor smears honey on the tip of his penis and gently enters the man’s wife. After a few slow and careful lunges, the doctor doesn’t stop, though, and begins to pump harder and faster.
“What are you doing?” asks the man.
“Change of plan,” says the doctor, “I’m going to drown the bastard!”
Tags: doctor notices, man change, nudist beach, business end, careful examination
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