falling asleep in church…
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Loading ...There was a man and his wife in church. The man, finding church very boring, always fell asleep.
One day at church the man had fallen asleep. The preacher asked the people, “Who created the earth?” The mans wife poked him and he yelped, “Good God!” The preacher looked down at him and said, “Yes, that is correct” The man promptly fell asleep again.
A little while later the Preacher asked, “Who died so that the rest of us could live?” The woman poked her husband again, and he yelled out “Jesus Christ!” and the preacher said, “Why, yes, you are correct”
and the man fell asleep once more
Near the end of the service, the Preacher asked one more question, “What did Eve say to Adam after they had their third child?” The woman, once more, poked her husband in the shoulder and he yelled, “If you keep poking me with that damn thing, I’ll break it off!!”
Tags: good god, third child, preacher, jesus christ, damn thing
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