ANYTHING I can do for you?

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Doctor: “Sir, how did you break your leg?”

Patient: “Well, doctor, it was like this. Twenty-five years ago I was on the road and it got dark and…”

Doctor: “Never mind that. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning.”

Patient: “Well, twenty-five years ago I was on the road and it got dark, and I needed a place to stay. There was only this one farm house near, so I knocked on the door and the farmer answered. I told him my situation and he said, ‘Well, you can stay here, but you’ll have to share a room with my beautiful daughter.’ I said that would be okay, and I went up and crawled into bed. She was already asleep, and that night, right after I’d gone to sleep, she woke me up and asked if there was anything I wanted. I said no, everything was fine. She said, ‘Isn’t there ANYTHING I can do for you?’ I said I reckon not.”

Doctor: “What does that have to do with your broken leg?

Patient: “Well, this morning it dawned on me what she meant by that, and I fell off the roof!”

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