Sloppy seconds
A guy meets a girl at the bar they talk for a while and the conversation leads to sex. She says she doesn’t believe in intercourse before marriage, but she thinks oral sex is okay.
Well, they end up going back to his house and one thing leads to another and he begins performing oral sex on her.
After a while he finds a few peas, pieces of corn, and pieces of carrot.
He asks her if she is sick or something. To which she replies, “No, but the guy before you was.”
Tags: performing oral sex, girl at the bar, sloppy seconds, intercourse, carrot
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