Plan B
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Loading ...A man and his wife are lying on a beach sunning themselves.
The husband looks and sees there is nobody around and suggests to his wife that they remove their clothing so there will be no tan lines.
She agrees and they peel down to nothing. As they lay there, the wife spreads her legs, and almost in an instant a hornet flies into her cunt. She starts yelling, “Get it out, get it out!!” The husband, in a panic, wraps her in a blanket and takes her to the hospital.
When they arrive a doctor meets them at the door. “What’s the problem?” The husband replies, “There is a hornet in her cunt! What can you do?”
The doctor says he will take a look. The doctor tries to get the hornet out with tweezers but it dosen’t work. He says there is only one other way to get it out. The doctor tells the husbnd to coat his dick in honey, stick it in her, when the hornet lands pull it out.
But he has to be quick because if it stings, it will swell. The husband says no and the doctor asks if he could. The man hesitates for a moment and then says it’s alright.
So the doctor says that he will give it a try and if all goes well the hornet should come out.
The husband steps out of the room and notices that the doctor is now on top of his wife, making a circular movement.. the husband quietly asks what the doctor is doing.
The doctor replies, “I have to intice him…” “Oh…” replies the husband. The husband keeps watching and notices that the doctor is moving faster and faster.. the husband leaves again.
After a while the husband returns and the doctor is going at it full force now… the husband yells, “What the hell are you doing?” The doctor replies… “I had to switch to plan B…. I’m going to drown the bastard.”
Tags: circular movement, hornet, plan b, tweezers, no tan lines
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