Salesperson with peaches
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Loading ...A stuttering salesperson walks from door to door trying to sell peaches. He rings the doorbell at one house and this beautiful woman opens the door wearing nothing but a robe.
The salesperson asks “M-M-Ma’am, w-w-would you l-l-like to b-b-buy s-some p-p-p-peaches?
The woman thinks that this going to be funny and she opens the robe a little and shows the man one breast saying “It depends, are your peaches as round and juicy as this?”
“M-M-M-Ma’am, whew, I d-don’t k-k-know if they are th-th-that r-r-round and j-j-juicy, b-but they are g-g-good p-p-peaches.
So the woman takes the entire robe of and spreads her legs. She asks him, “Are your peaches as fuzzy as this?”
“M-M-Ma’am, M-M-Ma’am, I d-d-don’t k-k-know if they’re th-that f-f-fuzzy, b-but they are f-f-fuzzy p-p-peaches.”
Suddenly the woman grabs the man and pulls him inside the house. “I heard somebody coming. Say, what do you think? What is the most sensitive part of my body?”
The man says “I w-w-would h-h-ave to g-g-go w-with y-y-your e-e-ears.”
“My ears? Why my ears?”
“W-Well, w-w-when you s-s-said th-th-that y-y-you heard s-s-someone coming, th-that w-w-was m-m-me.”
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