Another Stroke!
An elderly man in a retirement home, having just gotten over an illness, was sitting on the bench outside the dining room, waiting, with a number of other residents, for the doors to open. He reached down to scratch his leg.
“On, my!” he yelled. “I must be having another stroke! Can’t feel a thing!”
“No wonder,” said the lady sitting next to him in the tight line. “That’s MY leg you’re scratching!”
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