Little Johnny Late to School
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Loading ...Little Johnny is usually late to school, although on this morning he was REAL LATE. Johnny asks his mom, “Ma can I ride the mule to school?” His mother replies, “OK, little Johnny, as long as you don’t ride the mule on any major roads. So what does little Johnny do? Of course he rides the mule on the interstate when suddenly a car veers of the road, hits the mule and kills him. Well, Little Johnny has to walk the rest of the way to school.
When Little Johnny arrives at school, of course, Little Johnny is very late and his teacher asks him, “Johnny! Why are you so late to school?”
Little Johnny replies, “Well my ass got run over.”
Johnny’s teacher shocked at what he said, replies, “Johnny! don’t say ass, say rectum.”
Little Johnny looks a little confused then says, “recked em hell, killed em.”
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