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A deaf couple had recently gotten married when a problem arose. At night, when the couple would go to bed the lights would go off and they couldn’t tell if the other partner wanted to have sex or not.

At breakfast one morning the woman made a suggestion, so she signed it using her hands: “At night, after we cut the lights off–if you want to have sex with me, squeeze my right breast once, and if you don’t want to, squeeze my left breast twice.”

The man replied, “Ok, sounds good. And if you want to have sex with me, tug on my penis once, and if you don’t, tug on it 56 times!”

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