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Loading ...Q: What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A: A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
Q: Why do hookers make more money than drug dealers?
A: A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again.
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.
Q: What is the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How is pubic hair like parsley?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: 3.99 a minute
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What’s the difference between a 90’s woman and a computer?
A: A 90’s woman won’t accept a three and a half inch floppy.
Q: Why do men find it hard to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?
A: When you lay a brick, it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.
Q: Why don’t men fake it?
A: Cuz no man would pull those faces on purpose.
Q: What’s the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it’s a shame to pull it out.
Q: What’s the speed limit on sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?
A: What you’re masterbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: “How do you expect me ot get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago.”
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