Angry Rabbi
A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week’s, all-expenses-paid vacation. When he walks into his room, there’s a nude girl lying on the bed.
He picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, “Where is your respect? As your Rabbi, I am very, very angry with you.”
The girl gets up and starts to get dressed.
He covers the mouthpiece of the phone and says, “Where are you going? I’m not angry at YOU!”
Tags: twenty five years, mouthpiece, rabbi, hawaii
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