Frog in the forest
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Loading ...A man was blessed with a 25 inch dick. But he could never have sex because he could never find a woman who could take the pain.
So, as a last resort, the man visits a sex shop. He asks the man behind the counter if they have anything to shorten dicks. Suprised by the request, the store clerk thinks for a second.
“Well, no sir, as you may have guessed, there is not much of a demand for such an item, but I think I can help you. There is a frog in the forest that has special powers, go deep into the forest and look by the lake for the frog. Once you have found him, ask him to marry you, each time the frog says ‘no’, your dick will get 5 inches shorter.”
“Thanks!” replied the man and he was off to the forest.
The man ran as fast as he could to the lake way way back in the forest. Once he got there, he saw the frog sitting on a log. He walked right up to the frog and said, “Will you marry me?”
“NO!” replied the frog.
The man looked down to see his dick 5 inches shorter. The man asked again, and the frog again said “NO!” Now he had a 15 inch dick. “Just one more time and it will be perfect!” he thought.
“Will you marry me?”
The frog got really mad this time and screamed, “HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU? NO NO NO!”
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