THE SPERM BANK
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Loading ...A guy wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.
“Open the safe!” he yells at the girl behind the counter.
“But we’re not a real bank,” she replies. “There’s no money here. This is a sperm bank.”
“I know that, just do as I say. Open the safe and take
out a bottle.”
Nervously she does as she’s told.
“OK,” he says, “Now drink it!”
“DRINK IT? IT’S SPERM!” she cries.
“I know it’s sperm. Just drink it!” says the gunman.
Nervously, she uncaps the bottle and manages to drink it all down.
Suddenly the gunman rips off the balaclava and, to the girl’s astonishment, it’s her HUSBAND.
“There,” he says, “It’s not so hard, is it?”
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