Birth control
A lady was taking a poll on birth control.
She stopped at one house and asked the lady what kind of birth control method she uses. The lady replied, “The pill.”
She goes to the next house and asked that lady what her method was. “The condom,” she replied.
Then she went to the third house and asked the lady the same question. “Well, as you can see I am very tall, and my husband is short. We do it standing up, using the Bucket and Saucer method.”
“The bucket and saucer method?” the poll taker asked.
“Yes, I stand him on the bucket, and when his eyes get as big as saucers, I kick the bucket out from under him.”
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