Multi-Language Parrot

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A man wanted to buy a parrot, so he goes to the pet shop and inquires about their stock. The attendant shows him a parrot, which is quite exceptional in that it speaks any language you want it to.

Intrigued by this, the man decides to test the bird by asking it a few questions:

Man: “Do you speak English?”
Parrot: “Yes.”

M: Hablas Espanol?”
P: “Si!”

M” “parlez vouz Francaise?”
P: “Oui!”

M: “Sprechen sie Deutsch?”
P: “Jawohl!”

M: “Falas Portugues?”
P: “Sim.”

After all his options were exhausted, the man thought for a while, then asked the parrot, “Do you speak Yiddish?”

The parrot shrugs its shoulders and says: “Nu? Vis a nose like dis, vot you tink?”

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