10 ways to know if your kid is too old for your milk

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These are 10 different ways of knowing that your kid is too old for breast freeding.

10. He can open the blouse himself.
9. While sucking one breast he caresses the other one.
8. He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue.
7. He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt.
6. He uses the milk as a creamer for his coffee.
5. Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine.
4. After each feeding he has a smoke.
3. He frequently invites his friends over for dinner.
2. You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos”.
1. Beard abrasions on areola.

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