MONEY DELIVERY

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The madam opened the brothel door to see and elderly Jewish man.

His clothes were all dishevelled and he looked needy. “Can I help you?” the madam asked.

“I want Natalie,” the old man replied.

“Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else” Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges a $1000 per visit. The man never blinked and reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills.

The 2 went up to a room for an hour whereupon the man calmly left.

The next nite he appeared again demanding Natalie. She explained that no-one had ever come back 2 nites in a row and that there were no discounts … it was still $1000. Again the old man took out the money, the 2 went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later.

When he showed up the 3rd consecutive nite, no-one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went.

At the end of the hour Natalie questioned the old man. “No-one has ever used my services 3 nites in a row….. Where are you from?”

The old man replied, “I am from Minsk”

“Really?” replied Natalie, “I have a sister who lives there.”

“Yes, I know” said the old man. “She gave me $3000 to give to you.”

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