Suck ‘Em Dry
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Loading ...Once there was this lady and she was walking to the store when she passed her daughter (a hooker) who was in a line.
“Why are you in that line, honey?” (Not wanting to tell her mom that she was caught being a hooker and they were at a police station to be arrested), she quickly blurts, “We are in line for free oranges.”
“I need oranges, I will just stand behind you.”
When the police finally get to the mother he asks, “How do you do it, old lady?”
Thinking he is referring to the eating of a orange she says, “I take off my dentures, peel back the skin and suck ‘em dry.”
Tags: dentures, oranges, hooker, old lady, police station
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