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A guy sat on his toilet one day so hard, that he broke the seat in half. So he pulled out the super glue, and left it to dry.

Five minutes later, his girlfriend walked in, and took a seat. When she tried to sit up, of course, she got stuck, so in a panic, the guy called 911.

“The fire fighters are on their way!” he screamed to her. “Well they can’t just see me like THIS!” she cried.
So quickly he grabbed a cowboy hat and threw it on his girlfriend’s lap.

A couple minutes later the fire fighters walked in and saw the girl and said to the boyfriend, “Sir, I think we can save the girl, but I’m afraid the cowboy’s a gonner.”

Tags: gonner, fire fighters, cowboy hat, couple minutes, super glue

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