Bread and Sex
Monday, June 20th, 2005 | Posted in Dirty Adult
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Loading ...Two very elderly men were having a conversation about sex:
1st Man: Yes, Sir, I did it three times last night with a 30-year-old!
2d Man: You’re kidding! I can’t even manage to do it once! What’s your secret?
1st Man: Well, the secret is to eat lots of whole wheat bread. I’m not kidding!
So the second old man rushed to the store.
Clerk: May I help you?
Old man: Yes, I’d like four loaves of whole wheat bread, please.
Clerk: That’s a lot of bread! It’s sure to get hard before you’re done!
Old man: Damn! Does EVERYONE know about this except me?
Tags: whole wheat bread, elderly men, old man, three times
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