Three Nuns
Three nuns came up to the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter said, “Before you can enter I have to ask you each a question.”
So the first nun steps up. St. Peter asks, “Who was the first man on earth?” “That’s easy,” replied the nun, “Adam.” Thunder rolled, lightning flashed, the gates opened and the nun ran through.
The second nun steps up. St. Peter asks, “Who was the first woman?” “Eve,” said the second nun. Thunder rolled, lightning flashed, and the nun ran through.
The THIRD nun steps up. St. Peter asks, “What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?” “Hmm,” says the third nun, “That’s a hard one!” Thunder rolled, lightning flashed, and the nun ran through.
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