The Shrimp/Prawn Joke
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Loading ...The term shrimp/prawn can be used interchangeably, depending on where you are from:
Two guys were working in a morgue. While the supervisor was quite switched on, his assistant was rather daft.
One day they were talking and the assistant said, “Did you notice the young girl that was delivered this morning? The one that died from an overdose?”
“What about her?” asked the supervisor.
“Well, if you look closely, you’ll see she’s got a shrimp in her pussy!”
“Bullshit!” said the supervisor, “That’s impossible! You’re mad!”
The supervisor then decided to settle this once and for all. So off they went to the morgue. The assistant pulled open the drawer, pulled apart the deceased girl’s legs and said, “See, I told you there was a shrimp in there.”
“You idiot, that’s not a shrimp, that’s a clitoris,” corrected the supervisor.
To which the assistant responded, “Well, it tasted like a shrimp!”
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