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Loading ...A man had just gotten out of jail after three years.
Desperate for sex, he hooks up with one of his former girlfriends.
Back at her house, they start getting it on, but her dog runs in the room and starts biting his leg, so he leaves. The next day he stops by.
“Where’s your dog?” he asked.
“Sleeping,” she replied. So they start getting it on, but the dog wakes up, runs into the room and starts biting the man, so he runs out.
The next day he’s walking down the street and a drop-dead georgeous woman approaches him and says “My car’s stalled.
If you can fix it, I’ll do ANYTHING for you.”
So a half hour later, he tells her, “Your car’s fixed.”
So she says, “Well what do you want?”
“Anything?” he asks.
“ANYTHING.”
“Could you hold this dog?”
Tags: former girlfriends, walking down the street, half hour, desperate for sex
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