Ventriloquist cowboy

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A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and saw a rancher sitting on his porch with his dog:

Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?”

Rancher: “This dog don’t talk!”

Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”

Dog: “Doin alright”

Rancher: (Extreme look of shock)

Cowboy: “Is this your owner? (pointing at rancher)”

Dog : “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”

Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

Rancher: (Look of disbelief)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

Rancher: “Horses don’t talk!”

Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

Horse: “Cool”

Rancher: (An even wilder look of shock)

Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (Pointing at rancher)

Horse: “Yep.”

Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”

Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”

Rancher: (Total look of amazement)

Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your SHEEP?”

Rancher: (Stuttering, and hardly able to talk)….
“Th-Th-Them sheep ain’t nothing but liars!!!”

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