Suzie’s Legs

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There was a man that owned a new restaurant, and the next day was going to be the grand opening. But he had no name for it yet. So he decided to go out and conduct a survey.
The first man he asked had a demon inside him, so he was no help.

The next person he asked was a woman walking down the street.
“What should I name my restaurant?” he asked her.
“Suzie’s Legs,” she replied after some thinking.
“I’ll think about it.” Since no one else had a better name, he decide he would use Suzie’s Legs.

The next day was the grand opening. A man was standing at the corner waiting for the restaurant to open. Another man came by and asked him what he was doing.

The first man replied: “I’m waiting for Suzie’s Legs to open so I can get something to eat.”

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