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This guy walks up to a whorehouse, and knocks on the door. A small panel opens up, and a woman’s voice says “Yeah, waddya want?”

“I wanna get screwed,” the guy says, “and someone told me this is the place to go.”

“$50,” the voice says, and he hands it through the panel,
which then shuts.

15 minutes later the guy pounds on the door.

A voice through the door says,”Yeah, waddya want?”

He says “I wanna get screwed!”

The voice says “What? Again?”

Say each of these, out loud:

1.My dixie wrecked
2.Mike Hunt
3.I am sofa king we Todd did

Make someone else say it too.