one smart flu bug
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Loading ...There was this couple that had been married for three years, and every morning at six o’clock they had sex. It was always at six a.m. Well one afternoon the husband was feeling very sick so he went to the doctor. after a long examination the docter told him he had several flu bugs just swimming around in his blood stream, so he gave him medicine that would kill them all. The man thanked him and went home.
Well inside of the mans body these three flu bugs got together and talked about what was happening. The first one said “When this guy takes that medicine, Im swimming up to the very top of his head, right above his brain. The medicine cant get me there” The second bug than said, “you think thats a good idea, im going to swim right down to his foot and to the end of the big toe, the medicine wont ever reach me there” The third bug had a smirk on his face. Whats your bright idea? asked the other bugs. Well, the bug replied “you guys can stick around here as long as you want but im packin up my shit and takin’ the six o’clock outta here!”
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