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You must have heard what happened to poor Tarzan. No? Well it seems he was attacked by a tiger. It was awful. The tiger chewed his arm off, scratched one of his eyes out, and bit his penis off.
Some natives came across his near dead body, and rushed him into a hut nearby, where they operated on him.
They sewed the arm of an ape onto him, they replaced his eye with that of an eagle, but there weren’t any spare penises around, so they stitched the trunk of a baby elephant in it’s place.
A couple of weeks later, a native was strolling through the jungle, and ran into Tarzan. “Hey Tarz, what’s up? How do you like your new parts?” the native inquired.
“Oh, arm good.” Tarzan replied, “Long, strong! Eye great! See for miles…
Not too happy with weenie, though. All day long, pick weeds, shove up Tarzan’’s ass!!”
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