Two SMOKING Nuns
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Loading ...Two nuns were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so she took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.
The other nun saw this and said, “My, that’s a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?”
“It’s a condom,” the first nun replied.
“A condom? Where do you get those?”
“You can purchase them at the pharmacy.”
When the two nuns arrived downtown, the nun with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this dear, sweet nun was interested in condoms. He asked her, “What size do you want?”
The nun thought for a minute and then said, “One big enough to fit a CAMEL!”
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