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Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. What is a planet?
A. A body of earth surrounded by sky.
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels, and you get incontinental.
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A. Premature death.
Q. What is artificial insemination?
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
Q. What is the most common form of birth control?
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q. Give the meaning of the term, “Caesarian Section.”
A. The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. Use the word “Judicious” in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands the judicious can be as soft as your face.
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab wears on his head.
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