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I have had two by-pass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, prostate cancer, and diabetes, I am half blind and can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia, poor circulation and can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore, Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.

But…Thank God I still have my DRIVER’S LICENSE!!!

Tags: poor circulation, hip replacement, jet engine, prostate cancer, blackouts

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