Shorty’s
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Loading ...A woman was working at a hospital for wounded soliders. One day she was giving a soldier a sponge bath and looked down at his crotch. The lady noticed that he had a tattoo that said Shorty.
After she finished his bath she went on her lunch break and told all of her friends what she had seen. They all laughed and made fun of the man.
Two weeks later he was discharged from the hospital and called up the nurse for a date. She thought that if he wanted sex, she had nothing to worry about because of the size of his penis.
She went and reminded her friends of him and told them that she was going on a date with him, so she gets dressed and her friends stay at her house while she’s on the date so that they can hear about it when she gets home.
Late that night she comes in with her dress ripped, hair tossed, and makeup smeared. Her friends asked her what happened? She said, “We had sex, but remember I said that his tattoo said Shorty? Well, when that thing’s streched out it said ‘Shorty’s Truck Stop Chattanoogga Tennessee’.”
Tags: sponge bath, lunch break, shorty, crotch, makeup
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