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Two vampire bats are hanging upside down in a cave. One bat feels rather hungry. “Let’s go and find some blood,” he suggests.

“I don’t think you can get any blood at this time of day,” says the other bat.

“Well, I want blood and I want it now!” he says and prepares to take off. “Are you coming with me or not?”

“Don’t be stupid, you’ll just waste your time”, says the second bat.

The first bat flies away. After a few minutes he is back with blood all over his face.

“Where did you manage to find blood this time of day?” asks the second bat excitedly.

“Well, do you see that tree out there?” asks the first bat. “Do you see it?”

“Yes”, says the second bat, “Yes, yes I see it!”

“Well, I didn’t!” replies the first.