bad language on the bus
Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
“Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again, I come again, and pee twice. Den I come one lasta time.”
“You foul mouthed swine!” retorted the lady indignantly. “In this country we don’t talk about sex in public.”
“Hey coola down lady,” said the man. “Whosa talkin about sex? I’ma just tellin’ my frienda here how to spella Mississippi!”
Tags: frienda, animated conversation, italian men, sex in public, asses
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